- somebody: so what do you do in your free time?
- me: I read
- somebody: oh, really? what do you read?
- me: *sweats*
I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon
good conversation starters
- omg so i was jerking off right and then„„
- CRASHES THROUGH UR WALL ON MY SCOoter
- did u see that thing on tumbler
- would u like to talk about ou r lord and saviour jesus christ
- I JUST FELL OFF A CHAir
- get in loSER WE’RE GOINg #SWAGGIng
bad conversation starters