DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.
A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
DAD HAS A CANON NAME.
DR. DAVID BRINNER.
GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.
THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.
did you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna
the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause
Yeah but guys. You can’t read the address perfectly.
Dad isn’t necessarily David Brinner he might be their neighbor or some shit
I’m not saying rule it out, I’m saying it’s not necessarily true and also
Wouldn’t it make more sense for Dad’s last name to be Egbert
Hey I know the original guy that posted this and he said it was a mistake and it was wrong. He didn’t mean for it to get so popular and posted a bunch on how it turned out to be wrong but those posts never got as popular
Just wanted to let you know sorry
nickelodeon in 2015: catch an episode of book 4 of legend of korra you can’t see online! or on TV. it’s only available in a 6 volume flipbook found on the 6th layer of the earth. now back to spongebob.
Graphics by Chris Ritter
Reblogging this again because it’s so important.